I guess everyday is learning experience

Today is production day. That means I have to write stuff for the paper, put it together, and finally, send it off to the printers. It's a pseudo-Friday.
But today is different. After going to bed early last night, I woke up super groggy this morning and couldn't focus. So I went to 7-Eleven and after finding they no longer carry Rasinettes - and who doesn't carry Raisenettes? Is this not America? - I decided on a bag of Reese's Pieces and a Mountain Dew to drink.
I haven't had a Mountain Dew in years. Turns out, I forgot it was liquid crack. I'm so far up the wall that I'm better than Spider-Man.
And as an added bonus, I've got more of a sugar rush than a little kid who just discovered his older brother's Pixie Stick stash.
I guess the best part is that I didn't sniff the Mountain Dew. but when I crash, I'm going to be angry. Super angry.
Now you know.
Let his be a lesson to you, do not drink Mountain Dew. Just smoke crack instead.
Also, if your underwear spontaneously combusts, you should take it off becuase burn marks on a pelvic bone are way less attractive then stretch marks.
On a final note, whoever drank the last beer in the refrigerator should replace it.
Thank you, and have a good day.

You have to be crazy

to be a journalist. Seriously. That's all I can think of today is how crazy I am and how hungry it makes me. I also can't believe I haven't had a drink since New Year's! Oh wait, I had a beer at dinner. So much for that resolution of not drinking for a week.
Anyhow, saw a video of a pizza guy who dropped a pizza, put it back in the box, and then served it to somebody. It was awesome. And then I thought, "Wait, that looks like my house." And said "Damn you scheisty pizza man, damn you."
I also need lunch. Right now.
And new shoes.
Now you know.

Boredom

I've decided that I am bored, so anyone reading this let me know what you would like to see on Carllive. I'll do my best. Also, you should know my water bottle is empty and the half eaten sandwich on my desk no longer looks appealing.
My leg has alos fallen asleep and that sucks.

I'm back

Well hello there.
So it's been awhile since I've given anyone my random thoughts of the day. Good for all of you that this blog software is available. I'll be attempting to update this whenever I have a new idea, or random one, or likely end up face down drunk somewhere.
I have no new thoughts as of yet, but as they come across I'll be sure to let you know.